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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Dress Code of Women in Particular

Hi, Folks. This is regarding to explore the dress code of women in general. Day by Day in our country i.e. (India) women are adoptting the western culture. Gone were the days when they were not used to make their face seen to other male members.

In Hindus they were hiding with Ghoonghat, in Muslim burkha sysytems were there to respect the dignity of women.Don't take it wrong I am not against the contemporary. We should manage the culture of women or rather women should observe their dignity by not bending to the extremes of two opposite ends. They should follow the mid paths.

There are so much gaity and glore for women like different shades, colours, cosmetics, beauty soaps, sauna, garments, accessories, embriodery, fashions, hair designing, Mehndi, dyes colours and other stuff to enhance their beauty and glore.

Salwaar kammez with embedded precious stones, Gaghra Chania chowli, Banaras Sarees, etc that we do men doesnt have any more options only like suits, safari, kurta and shirts pants.

But nowadays, many college goer girls observes the life style of man wearing tight T shirts and body touch jeans destroying their own beauty which would have done with long earings, good costumes, designs . Like how Kajols image was there in KUch Kuch hota hai as a TOMBOY image. PLease, todays girls abandon your TOMBOY image and put up an indian women style on you and see how boys glare at you.

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Internet - Reliable Source of Information

Internet plays a very important role in our daily lives, without which our life would have become stable and steady. It is very useful to corporates, individuals, proffessionals, industrialists etc.
It is very easy to operate but one should know the addresss of the particular websites.

Not to say of about an e mail which transmits information with no seconds of time to any parts of the world. One can download any contents, matter, articles, logos, images and share the information to others.

Internet has become a source of incomes to the proffessionals like Website Designers, Software programmers, Bidders,Share holders, Web housters, etc.

To mange housting of sites is also an art. One of my friend who is very expert in extracting the information. He is so brilliant the he minimise all the open sites windows when it is in the process of downloading and gathers the information when it gets downloads.

I was also using the net for e mail and hosting of sites. When I used internet for lond period,I came across with the new stuff i.e. how to make an income, google cash income, freelancing work, frelancers forum, yahoo groups and many more.

Internet has definitalyhas given boom to us in our proffession and one has to get well acquainted with the net. I am requesting those people who lives in non computer stage to buy a computer and connect to the net for getting uptodate and brings modernisation in their real life.

for more information of buying software and internet and hardware problems please visit www.sahiwala.com

National Unity and Integrity

The nation rejoiced in festivities this week with Diwali and Eid being observed within days of one another.
As Hindus celebrated the festival of lights, Muslims marked the end of the Holy Month of Ramzan. India, this week, could set its troubles aside for a while and celebrate with crackers, sweets and much goodwill.

Paradigm of Gandhigiri

It seems to be rather absurd to say Gandhigiri, It is Gandhi Philosophy or Gandhian thoughts.Here, the people are quite paradox about this topic. Several issues has been raised after the release of the movie Lage Raho Munnabhai. whats new was there, I dont criticize the making of the movie. Indeed the movie was very good and highlights the character and portrait of our national leader Mahatma Gandhi.The language used by munna i.e. Sanjay Dutt is very offensive in Mumbaiya Style, Kya bola, Apun Ko. Here he also insults our Bapu by telling Gandhigiri.

What is the meaning of Gandhigiri, Is it opposite of Gundagiri. I cannot understand the critics. After the release there was so holla golla (Mumbaiya Style) everybody starts taking positively and every start leading the life of Gandhi. Before it was Kabarastaan, People used to live in a shrewd way like why you not me ? every one was involving first in themselves not taking care for others, corruption, assassination, theft, humility, rage, shout, bombarding, destroying and the life was becoming horrible.After the release of this movie, everyone came to the true path and lead a successful life. I think that Vidhu Vinod Chopra had fooled the people around and made a very huge collection at the boxoffice. Well, great Vinodji I appreciated your efforts in making our nation true and prospective by showing an edge and highlighting the portrait of Ganghiji.Well, Vinodji keep it up and please highlights the same way of different personality in your forthcoming ventures.

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Live and Enjoy with Nature

Hi Folks,

This is to tell you all peple that live with nature. Remove your precious time to spend with nature.

I have seen many people living an artificial life like Discos, Pubs, Joints, Sizzlers, Shopping, Long Drives, Movies, Get toghther, Kitty Parties etc. They even not bother about their prevailing climate, environment etc.

All modern amenities have come in to foreplay like Geysers, Air conditioners, Water Coolers, Tower Fans, Chandiliers, etc. People have become used to with these accessories. Without which they cannot live.

See, Rural people life they are so strong enough that they bath with chilled water early in the morning. they are so strong enough to fight any disesase. what are there diet simple chappati and onion or potatoe bhaji.

They are more happy and content than us. They enjoy every moment of life with great charm and with enthusiasm. I have seen many movies in which an actor lives with nature, talk with nature, talk with wild life flora, fauna, birds, animals like in Krissh where hritik leads a very happy and peaceful life.

NO sooner when he comes to a big city people instead of respecting his ability starts to exploit and commercilised his ability.

so, Please live with nature spend your vacation with nature by going to villages and live with them,drink water from well, eat those chappatis, help them in their daily chores (Ploughing and cultivating fields) , take deep breath, sit under a shelther of tree like sharukh khan in Swades and feel their trauma , poverty, self respect, loveness, kindness, selfishness. You will really enjoy it .

Do regular meditation and your prayers and manage your like to give enough time to the Gods Gifts Nature.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Abolish English and Encourage Regional News

Is that you all people observe in your English Newspaper everday. Is been filled up with all mundane of this world?

English newspaper will cover up all the latest news from politics to sports and all cllasical and commercial advertisements thats all. No beyond the news coverage. At the most some entertainment and puzzles and suppliment for the kids.

Is that we are looking out for this matter,I dont understand many newspaper covers up the unneccesary photographs of the feast, get together, Fashion shows and all vulgar scenes.

Is that we are looking up for this coverage. I think its all showy and involves lots of fantasism to lure the readers and advertisements of several banks, Cokes, Credit cards, Celebrity etc and not to say of Page 2 of supplemnt papers . This paper is almost showy and nothing else.

Papers should be such a way it touches your heart, inspires you, relax you, attract you, etc. I came across with many regional papers indeed they covers up stories, publish an autobiography of legends, dicusss the latest trend in our ociety its basic pros and cons, humour, spiritual, cultural. All the regional papers are very touchy and attractive then to English Papers.

One day will come all the people will decide to abolish all english News Paper and to encourage all regional Newspaper.

Monday, October 23, 2006

Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna

A dialogue from this movie said by Rani to Sharukh when Sharukh said her Alvida, She said no Alvida "Kya Malum Kab Pata Kahin Bhi Mulaqat ho sakti Hai".

It is well go saying that we should not break the relationship with anyone nevertheless how bitter and soar the relation would be.

We heard many times from others that no wonder when an enemy comes to your house even then you should welcome them.

You should take everything on a stride, we should forgive and forget others. Do not take revenge from the enemy but try to turn them in to friends.

Love and Friendship always gives respect and courtesy to others, while enemity breaks heart and bring disaster in your life.

Moreover, continue your freindship forever, no wonder when there is no common base with you, like two persons were the best friends while they were working in the same organisation. Now they are no more because both had left the same organisation. You should continue by sending SMS, E mail Telephone them once in a week.

Create a common platform like sharing your ideas, going to moveis, helping or joining for some common cause etc then only you will maintain strong relationship with each other.

So, once more "Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna".

Interesting Topics- Failure Returns

I came across with many Marketing Strategies selling their products like hot cakes. Attractive and motivating ads to make people cry and fool afterwards.

Not to say Companys name as its against our policy, as we undergo in that scheme we get distress, sadness and situation becomes very pathetic afterwards.

These people only bothers for sales, If sale or particular transaction is over and if they are fully paid no one take care afterwards.

They make our sales supports phone tag. but are always ready for new clients.

I had recenly read one adds even on the net, If you undertake this work you will earn Rs 50,000/- per month. what stupidity.

I called that executive to my place and asked very first question to him, This is a great Funda why wanna you want to share your secret with others for earning Rs 50,000/-.

What answer did he give to me I believe in humanity if one secret I found so it is my duty to help others.

Afterwars, I came to know that very person was not earning from the very source but by making people fool in advertising like Invest 500/- and earn Rs 50,000/- .

India - Country of Festivals

Here comes Another Festival Which is around the corner Besides Ramadhan Idd And Diwali

Thousands of migrant labourers are visiting Bihar to celebrate the auspicious chhath and Eid festivals.
Trains from New Delhi, Mumbai, Gujarat and Punjab are packed with migrants visiting home for chhath, where people worship the sun god for a longer life and better health.
Railway officials in the East Central Railway headquarters at Hajipur said that this year, the rush is heavier than usual since the Muslim festival Eid falls a few days before chhath.
Over 50 lakh migrant labourers are working all over India and most of them save for months to visit home during chhath, the most popular Hindu festival in Bihar.
Interestingly, the Bihar government has no record about the numbers of migrant labourers from state.
"It is a fact that there is no record of the number of people who migrate," a senior official of the labour department said.
Half the population of Bihar -- the second most populous state in India with 8.3 crore people -- live in poverty.

Saturday, October 21, 2006

Great Fundas Of Attaining Happiness in your Life.

I always like those person who are dynamic and depends on the current scenerios. It is well goes on saying that we should always adjust a per the environment. As so our perception, thinking, judgement, rationalising should always go as per our time.

As one of my friend who always gets frustated and annoyed at a particular point of time for any issue,but after his deep intution, conscience, pros and cons he reaches to the final and correct solutions.I like those persons who some time give up his thinking, logic reasoning to others and also take fruitful judgement from others.

You should static for your judgement but try to see other people views and beliefs.

To make yourself happy and successful always see from others point of view. Everybody likes to be called as king to themselves, Try to call the people or prase others for their little efforts and see the results.

Agony in the Real Life issues

I came across with many People who have really life time genius problems.

They are always busy with their work, they dont get the time to spend with others. They always complains for no Time, Tension in life, Social problems, vocation problems etc.

They lead such a hectic life that is really miserable even than hell. One of my freind to whom I always gives a call daily so as to get refresh or cutoff from my work, he never sublimes nor entertained me but always woes for his problems like no mood, no time, business problems, social problems, I dont know whether humour and laughter has gone from this world.

Everybody and everywhere some how or other people engaged so much in fulfiling their duties even they dont get time for their own intitution.

Now a days jobs hours has also extended up to 12 hours, So there would be no time for anything.

Friday, October 20, 2006

Ramzan Idd in Hyderabad

The holy month of Ramzan is very auspicious to the Muslims worldwide. Ramzan-Id, also known as Eid-ul-Fitr is celebrated all over India. 'Eid' means celebration and 'Fitra' stands for donating a dutiable part of total family income to the poor and needy. It is celebrated the next day after the crescent (Idd ka chand) for the 10th lunar month of the Islamic calendar is sighted. The Muslims are ordained to observe fast for 30 days (sometimes 29 days, owing to the early sighting of the crescent) starting with the sighting of the new moon and end it after seeing the new moon the next month.
Eid-Ul-Fitr is the holiday that follows the blessed month of Ramadan and falls on the 1st day of Shawwal, the 10th month in the Hijra calendar. As with all months in the Hijra calendar, it begins with the sighting of the new moon.
It is a very happy festival, especially for children who get gifts and money called 'Eidy' after having joined the elders at mass prayers and paying their respects to them. The bazaars are decked out and people go to Eid prayers in new clothes and accessories creating an atmosphere of colourful joy, happiness, and brotherhood.
Eid-ul-Fitr brings a message of peace, friendship and brotherhood which is displayed by 'Eid-Milan', literally meaning, 'embracing and celebrating together'. This is done after Eid prayers when all embrace each other at the mosque. Friends and business acquaintances of all faiths and communities are invited home for Eid-Milan and are served festive food including Sewaiyaan (vermicelli/noodles cooked in ghee (clarified butter) and milk with sugar), also known as Payasam in South India. Special literary and cultural programmes are organised and broadcast on radio and television, to spread the message of oneness of communities, and love and friendship throughout the world.
Every Muslim is required to offer the Id prayer with his brethren in faith. Fitr means alms, and before joining the prayer, every Muslim gives alms for the month of Ramadan to the poor. This is different from the normal zakat, which is given to purify one's wealth. This zakat is normally given to local Muslim needy. It can be given anytime during the month of Ramadan and is often given early, so the recipient can utilise it for Eid purchases.
After the alms have been distributed, the gathering goes to the house of the Muslim religious official for Id prayers. Prayers are held at grand mosques in all major cities of India like the largest Jama Masjid in Delhi, Mecca Masjid in Hyderabad where the scene is that of a fair: festivities, games and shops or stalls for children and adults. Mosques are crowded, and recitations from the holy Koran can be heard from a distance over loudspeakers fitted in mosques and other religious gatherings.
At the end of the prayer, the Kazi delivers a sermon, then offers special prayers to Allah for the welfare of the faith, remission of sins of all Muslims, for the safety of pilgrims and travellers, for the recovery of the sick, for timely rain, for protection from misfortune and for freedom from debts. Thereafter, people visit friends and relatives to say Id Mubarak and to attend Id fairs to buy toys and trinkets. Id-ul-Fitr is a festival for a general expression of goodwill.
It is believed that the holy Quran, came into existence during this month. Prophet Mohammad who compiled this was an illiterate person. However, he was chosen by the God to be his messenger. Whenever any problem arose, he would get "Vahi" (inspiration from God). He would become red and would speak out spontaneously. All these utterings were jotted down by his disciples and during this month they were compiled in the form of the holy Quran. It is a message from God to the mankind.
During the Ramzan month, the fast begins daily from the time the first streak of light is seen at dawn till nightfall when the stars are seen in the sky. One can take lawful food at night, but during the day even drinking water is prohibited. In India, the daily fasts are observed strictly and with enthusiasm.
The fast is mandatory for all adult Muslim men and women, except the insane, infirm, sick or travelling and pregnant or feeding mothers. They can complete the prescribed number of fasting days by choosing to fast on some other days. Those who cannot fast, except with great hardship, should arrange to feed at least one needy person in lieu of the days one missed out on fasting.
Apart from bringing the Muslims face to face with the hard realities of life like the pangs of hunger, thirst, and deprivation, Ramzan is an annual training period inculcating discipline and declaration of subservience to the laws of God, enumerated in the holy Quran.
The last 10 days of Ramzan are more important as the faithful watch for Lailathul Qadr (the night of power) during which the revelation of the book to the Prophet was completed. In a way, it is considered the climax of Ramzan and Muslims keep awake all night praying or listening to sermons by Ulema or the high priest.

Diwali Celebrations

Traditionally, Diwali is four days of celebration.
Beginning with Dhantraiyodashi, little clay lamps are lit as an offering to God to ward off evil spirits and to usher prosperity.
The second day is Narak Chaturdashi. It was on this day that the evil demon Naraksura was slayed by Lord Krishna.
Laxmi Pujan is celebrated on the third day when the family gets together to pray and thanks god for all the blessings of the previous year. This is also to welcome the new year the following day, when businessmen start new account books. Families visit relatives and friends and exchange gifts and sweets. It is an auspicious day for new beginnings and also marks the beginning of the wedding season.

True Worship is to put in to Practice

Hi, This is Mr Khozem, as I had promise that houch pouch covers up all the issues right from your personal to national an international.

Well, I seen many people who are very much devotees, pious and religious, they think themselves that they are very really close to god. Do you please really tell me what God Likes that its rituals, customs, prayers, fastings, etc and etc.

what God Likes Really Indeed we doesnt know we make god happy through its rituals, prayers etc . or else take in another way our predeccessors or dieties indeed done good deeds in their lives . We pray Lord Krishna or Jesus, but we doesnt follow their path, sufferings, sacrifices done in thier life to save the humanity.

Its very easy to worship but it is very difficult to follw their paths, lets all of us start practiceing good deeds and follow the paths of our legends and really God will be happy.