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Saturday, February 23, 2008

A site that blocks the website which is inappropraite.

Hi Folks! Internet boom is there everywhere with no exceptions to childrens. It has open all the limits and boundaries to each and eveyone and at all possibles corner of the world. Instant information, news, access to, and topics and information for any related issues gets available with no seconds of time. Information gets spread fast to all over the world with no seconds of time and thanks to e mails and web conferencing and chatting. Long trips and journeys has been avoided due the fast speed of communications through e mails and internet.

Internet is also available in our mobile called GPRS, In Short now there is no lapse of communication from anyone and anywhere. Childrens are most affected by this technology. Infant minds gets influenced by adultery and pornographic sites and why not, thanks to our internet which almost gets opened and explore the vulgar and porn films.

In ancient times, people use to get embarass to talk in relation to the topics of sex and porn. Ads were also getting sponsored which was not understood by little children. Internet and other related media's made this world wide open to any doors of news, subjects and other stuff. To make control of viewing sites to your children, there is a site called zoomzaa which enables parents to block any sites to get unvieuwable to their childrens.

One can visit the website at www.hoopaa.com

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Avoiding common problems faced by credit card customers

Avoiding common problems faced by credit card customers
Author Name : Harsh Roongta
Tuesday,14th August 2007

Here are some common problems faced by credit card customers along with possible solutions.
1) No feed back from the bank after submitting all the documents and the application form. You need to take down the details of the name of the person who met you, the DSA's name which employs him and his mobile number and the exact date on which the form was handed over to him. Keeping his visiting card is a good idea but you should also note these details down on your copy of the credit card application form (as in many cases the executive meeting you may not have a visiting card). There is no point in following up with the executive for a feedback. You will be better off calling the common call centre of the concerned bank and providing them with all these details. In some cases even that may not help in which case you may have to apply again if you are very insistent on taking a credit card from the same bank.
2) Fees charged despite the promise of a free card. Get all promises in writing (or on email).

3) Subscription to insurance services or publications started without your approval: Keep a photocopy of the application form and take acknowledgment with full name and designation and mobile number of the bank representative to prove your case that you had never asked for the service.
4) If you still face a problem file an official complaint on the bank's website. If the issue is not resolved to your satisfaction within a couple of weeks you can file a complaint with the banking ombudsman. Details of how to file an online complaint with banking ombudsman are available on www.bankingombudsman.rbi.org.in
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Monday, February 11, 2008

Chali Chali Phir Hawa Chali ---- Valentine Special(Sex & only Sex)

Hi Folks, Valentine Day is round the corner, a day of love and Sympathy, Humanity and gratefulness.This Day is especially meant for the couples i.e. married and unmarried couples, teenagers, College Goers, Office Goers and not to say a Boss and his Secretary.In this day they show their regards and love to each other in various forms.

I know the BAGHBAAN movie, where Bachhan Sahaab remember his beloved wife where he gets physically estranged with her.

Today the people have become showy and artificial in their dealings. Love or rather real love is not there between them. There is superflous, gigantic parties, show-offs, excessive interactions and only want a cry for sex and only sex.

In this day, people buy the products which directly relates to orgasm and erotic. The another day of Valentine people generally forgets their partners and their love goes off in the air forever.

Valentine means interacting, enjoying, drinking, hugging, smooching, dancing, partying, kissing and last but not the least going in to bed.

I remember amovie called "Dil To Pagal Hai" where Karishma Kapoor narrates that the valentine day is very important day for the lovers and she said that only in this they forget everything and found themselves in each other. They have a true love and affection for each other. Sharukh says that in the next year in the same valentine day, you would see the same couples hugging with each other are already got seperated from each other, either they get break off or started disliking each other.

Valentine is only the attraction and attachment of the youth age and body relaions and sex and attachment.

Sunday, February 03, 2008

Tare Zammen Par is Snowballed in this Winter

Hi Folks, No one likes degeneration or any decoy, defective, dull and bad in whichever form it may be. People dislikes and hate them without any reason. It is not a matter of solution to dislike when somthing or someone is there since hierarchy. It is well go on saying that even the mud of this earthl will come to use at any time and in any solution so hence forthwith don't try to oversee anything which is under its control.

The other way round is start finding the qualities in him which is offbeat and unconventional. Today's man are always want to choose those paths which are familair and understood by others. The hidden qualities are mainly overlooked. A lion is always arrogant and proud being the king of the Jungle and he takes in to consideartion to others. A mouse who is very trival in his looks is often overlooked by others.

A lion when get caught in cages by hunters cannot rescue himself other than by mouse who cuts the strings of cages by his mouth. Everybody and everyone is important in this life according to their capacity and limitations. You cannot expect lawyer to treat a patience, One cannot expecta businesman to become expert in any service like proffessionals. Cobblers are expert in their fields, Jewel Smiths in theirs and Glaziers in their fields.

Tare Zameen Par focuses on these issues that how a Dyslexic boy has been overlooked and forbidden by his friends and family. The Actor Amir Khan forcasts his hidden qualities and made a boy to arouse his morale and breaking personality to the top norch personality.

Indeed, the film is very good and a role of a dyslexic boy played by a junior artist is indeed the backbone of the movie. Its song like Title song and Tu Dhoop He, Jam ke Bichar have become popular and included in Top ten. Its back Ground music, Lyrics, Dialogues and Ambience made the film to boost still futher.

Likewise, KOi Mil Gaya is also a Block buster in bollywood movies which also shows the Dyslexic child. This filw was a fiction but a good film and a song Kaacha Nahin kuch bhi Pakka Nahin is an awesome song to hear and dialogue of Hritik Roshan that everyone is mental is a very good dialogue.

Saturday, February 02, 2008

Seven Simple Promises That Will Change Your Life (Vishnu Khemani)

Monday's Promise: Responsibility I will take complete responsibility for my health, my happiness, my success, and my life, and will not blame others for my problems.

Tuesday's Promise: Accountability I will not allow low self-esteem, self-limiting beliefs, or the negativity of others to prevent me from achieving my authentic goals and from becoming the person I am meant to be.

Wednesday's Promise: Determination I will do the things I'm afraid to do, but which I know should be done. Sometimes this will mean asking for help to do that which I cannot do by myself.

Thursday's Promise: Contribution I will earn the help I need in advance by helping other people now, and repay the help I receive by serving others later.

Friday's Promise: Resilience I will face rejection and failure with courage, awareness, and perseverance, making these experiences the platform for future acceptance and success.

Saturday's Promise: Choice I will have faith that, though I might not understand why adversity happens, by my conscious choice I can find strength, compassion, and grace through my trials.

Sunday's Promise: Faith My faith and my gratitude for all that I have been blessed with will shine through in my attitudes and in my actions

Challenges - Imperative.(Vishnu.Khemani)

Hi Folks, This is avery good story from which one can learn to conquer the challenges in your life. challanges are like efforts in your life, without which your life becomes dull and boring. To face challenge one should have a strong confidence in himself. Wothout challenge, life will get boring and routine.

The Japanese have always loved fresh fish. But the water close to Japan has not held many fish for decades. So to feed the Japanese population, fishing boats got bigger and went farther than ever. The farther the fishermen went, the longer it took to bring the fish.

If the return trip took more time, the fish were not fresh. To solve this problem, fish companies installed freezers on their boats. They would catch the fish and freeze them at sea. Freezers allowed the boats to go farther and stay longer.

However, the Japanese could taste the difference between fresh and frozen fish. And they did not like the taste of frozen fish. The frozen fish brought a lower price. So, fishing companies installed fish tanks. They would catch the fish and stuff them in the tanks, fin to fin.

After a little thrashing around, they were tired, dull, and lost their fresh-fish taste. The fishing industry faced an impending crisis! But today, they get fresh-tasting fish to Japan . How did they manage? To keep the fish tasting fresh, the Japanese fishing companies still put the fish in the tanks but with a small shark.

The fish are challenged and hence are constantly on the move. The challenge they face keeps them alive and fresh!

* Have you realized that some of us are also living in a pond but most of the time tired and dull ? Basically in our lives, sharks are new 'Challenges' to keep us active. If you are steadily conquering challenges, you are happy.Your challenges keep you Energized. Don't create success and revel in it in a state of inertia. You have the resources, skills and abilities to make a difference. Put a shark in your tank and see how far you can really go! *